#ekky is just a messy hot girl and i need her so bad
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no one asked but ekky worst superlatives edition: a tale as old as time because its so important to know he genuinely is a nightmare wrapped up in a wet dream
i just wanted to bring up the ekkydavo of it all again yeah because i think its funny to bring up not particularly a worst superlative however i think them davo reacting with dread and them both of them being snippy at each other for being bad roommates is funny in retrospect
which teammate has the messiest room? sasha who leads with "thats a tough one I dont really go to other guys rooms BUT" because god forbid he ever forgets what rookie jail was like with ekky he will never let anyone forget it despite it being 7 years since then (at the time he said it) and also just huby corroborating with sasha saying ekky takes the longest to get his hair done...
and no he is not exempt from dpartner ribbing either lmao
you know at least hes self aware lmao if theres one thing about ekky and worst superlatives is that he is very self aware of how bad he is. will he stop? no. but he does know.
and for like nooooo reason at all AHEM: presented without comment
honourable metion rookie ekky who did not wash his sheets for like 4 months while living with willie lmao
do you also think about how hesistant swaggy benny and monty were to name ekky as the worst seatmate on the teamplane do you think they love their buddy so much and know how whiny and insufferable he is gonna be about this they didnt want to say but they have to do you think ekky was a little drama queen about it do you-
#i do have to bring up the ekkydavo of it all because its been how long and i keep thinking of the “im not really into kissing feet thing”#reply to ekky. like that still very much rotates in my head.#“grandpa snore”#ekky is just a messy hot girl and i need her so bad#i think so much of sasha who will never let ekky live down his high maintenance#i think everyone dogging on ekky is always funny#but even better when ekky is like yeah theyre not wrong BUT ALSO#he loves being bullied and he will get hot over it#this is all just so funny to me yeah#worst superlatives...
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